I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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