even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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