They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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