once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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