he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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