Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
