Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
