we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
