I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I love you.
Bad choice
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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