so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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