Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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