check it out our google latitudes are spooning
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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