We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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