I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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