a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
we're making bets on your personal life
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
