dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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