dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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