this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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