i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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