Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I will pee on everything he values.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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