her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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