HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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