Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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