Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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