i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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