How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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