Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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