Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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