We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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