Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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