i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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