New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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