coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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