I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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