watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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