Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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