I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
There are leaves in my underwear?
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