he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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