She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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