A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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