Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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