At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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