I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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