do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
that may or may not have been my penis.
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