You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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