why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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