I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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