I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
