You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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