I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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