Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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