she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
