i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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