That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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